2023 Easton Thing 2-Piece Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Bat Review
The 2023 Easton Thing is a two-piece USSSA slowpitch bat that pairs a multi-triple-wall composite barrel with a stiff Ti7 aluminum handle and a loaded swing, giving power hitters a hot 12.75-inch barrel and a quick, stiff midsection.
Been on the market a while — keep an eye out for in-season price drops.
Check today's price →The Score
How we score ↗How big and forgiving the barrel is — based on barrel length, construction (one- vs two-piece, alloy vs composite), and how it plays on balls hit off the center. A primary driver of the overall score.
Raw exit velocity and distance. We use measured numbers from freely available independent testing when they exist; otherwise construction and consensus, judged against the certification’s performance ceiling. A primary driver of the overall score.
Comfort and feedback on contact — vibration dampening from the knob/connection, the sting of a stiff one-piece vs a smooth two-piece, and the sound off the barrel. A primary driver of the overall score.
How well it holds up and how the company stands behind it — documented cracking/denting reports, cold-weather behavior, and the brand’s real warranty record. Good to know, but weighted lightly in the score.
Our take on price-for-performance — the overall package weighed against its cost and what comparable bats run. Shown for context; it is NOT factored into the overall score (price changes too often and is personal).
Why this score: The triple-wall barrel and loaded build score well for power and pop; the aluminum handle is polarizing and trims the feel score, while durability holds up thanks to the metal midsection.
Our Review
The Thing stands out in Easton's 2023 lineup for its hybrid build: a multi-triple-wall composite barrel mated to a mega-stiff Ti7 wrought-aluminum handle. The triple-wall insert design is meant to create more flex and pop right out of the wrapper, while the aluminum handle stiffens the midsection so hitters can get the bat through the zone quickly. The 12.75-inch barrel and loaded optimized player weighting target hitters who want mass behind the ball and a direct, connected feel, and the CXN Max connection keeps contact feedback smooth despite the stiff handle. It was offered in 26, 27 and 28 oz and is approved for USSSA, NSA and ISA. The aluminum-handle design is a different feel than all-composite bats, so it rewards hitters who specifically like a stiffer stick.
Pros & Cons
Pros
- Multi-triple-wall composite barrel pops out of the wrapper
- Stiff Ti7 aluminum handle is quick through the zone
- Loaded weighting suits power hitters
Cons
- Aluminum handle feel is not for hitters who prefer all-composite flex
- 12.75-inch barrel is shorter than 13.5-inch options
Full Specifications
| Brand | Easton |
|---|---|
| Model | Thing 2-Piece Loaded USSSA |
| Model Year | 2023 |
| Certification | Slowpitch |
| Sport | Softball |
| Construction | Two-piece (multi-triple-wall composite barrel, Ti7 aluminum handle, CXN Max connection) |
| Model # | ESU3THGL |
| Drop | — |
| Barrel | 12.75" |
| Swing Weight | End-loaded |
| MSRP | $299 |
Where to Buy
2023 Easton Thing 2-Piece Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Bat — FAQ
Is the 2023 Easton Thing 2-Piece Loaded USSSA a good Slowpitch bat?
We rate it 8.1/10 (Grade A). The 2023 Easton Thing is a two-piece USSSA slowpitch bat that pairs a multi-triple-wall composite barrel with a stiff Ti7 aluminum handle and a loaded swing, giving power hitters a hot 12.75-inch barrel and a quick, stiff midsection.
Is the Easton Thing 2-Piece Loaded USSSA Slowpitch-legal?
Yes — it's Slowpitch certified by the certifying labs. Certified for USSSA / NSA / ISA slowpitch play.
How much does the 2023 Thing 2-Piece Loaded USSSA cost?
MSRP is $299. We list the lowest price across CheapBats and Amazon on this page.
New to buying bats? Read our bat sizing guide, certifications explained, or browse all guides.
You May Also Like
Sources: Easton — 2023 Thing Loaded USSSA ESU3THGL (official) · Smash It Sports — Easton Thing 12.75 2PC Loaded USSSA ESU3THGL